Real-Life Dungeon Master: Lockpicking Skills

 

Image Description: A woman with long brown hair stands in the stacks of a library. She is wearing tight low-rise black jeans, with a metal chastity belt underneath, parts of which are clearly visible over the waistband of her jeans. She is holding an enormous hardcover book: Advanced Lock Picking by Steven Hampton.

Caption: “Master says that if I want to improve my rogue’s lockpicking skills, then I really have to put in the work. And he even gave me a little extra motivation!"

Real-Life Dungeon Master: Nat 20

Image Description: A low-angle shot of a naked woman with one pierced nipple and a shaved pussy, holding a bright red 20-sided die between her legs, up against her vulva.

Caption: "D&D nights sure have been different ever since our DM found that real spellbook. He promises he'll turn me back into a guy if I roll a natural 20 with my pussy. I think this week I'm finally gonna do it! It's like they say: forty-fifth time's the charm! Tee-hee!"

Real-Life Dungeon Master: Rules Lawyer

Image Description: A naked young woman with dark hair in pigtails sits on a couch, spread eagle, reading a Dungeons & Dragons Dungeon Master's Guide, which conceals most of her body.

Caption: "Our DM found a real-life spellbook, and he says that the D&D rules require him to turn the whole party into his personal harem of hot naked chicks if that ever happens. I'm checking to make sure that's true, but I keep getting distracted. Who can focus on reading with all these yummy girls around? Not to mention our sexy Master—I mean DM!"

Commentary: This is the first of a couple in the Real-Life Dungeon Master series, and I'd love to do more. If you know where I can find some appropriate images, send them my way!