Showing posts with label great shift. Show all posts
Showing posts with label great shift. Show all posts

Saturday, September 25, 2021

His Own Cock

 


Image Description: Close up on a naked woman straddling a naked man. Her labia are straddling his hard penis, which she is holding in her manicured hand. He has a cross tattooed on the left side of his hairy abdomen, while she is hairless. 

Caption: Ever since the Great Shift, this is the closest Kenji can come to feeling like he still has his own cock. 

Commentary: This is one of my favorite images I've ever run across. Like, the TG aspect of it just feels so perfect. 

Monday, April 29, 2019

Setback


Image Description: A heavily pregnant woman with long blonde hair stands with a large barbell over her shoulders. She is wearing a pink-and-gray sports bra and black exercise shorts with pink piping, and she's looking at the camera.

Caption: Geoff Shaw stood on the stage at the World's Strongest Man competition, ready to accept the award he'd worked toward his entire life. A moment later, he was sitting on a toilet, looking down at a positive pregnancy test and a very different body. On the news, they called it the Great Shift, but Geoff just called it a setback. Seven months later, Geoff certainly wasn't in world-class shape, but it was a start.

He made it to the stage once before, and she'd do it again.

Friday, March 29, 2019

Great Shift: Honest Hank


Image Description: A woman with long legs and long brown hair is bent over, looking into the engine of a BMW. She is facing away from the camera, wearing black high-heeled shoes and a white top that just covers half of her naked butt, flashing her genitals at the camera.

Caption: Honest Hank was lucky; he didn’t have to change careers after The Great Shift.
“Fixin’ cars is all up here,” he’d say, pointing a well-manicured finger to his temple. He’s really jumped into his new life with both feet—in designer heels. If anything, the other guys think he’s a
little too comfortable, especially with his new philosophy on work attire: “Why should I be the only one who gets to take a peek under the hood?”

Commentary: Sometimes I just write them for the jokes.

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Rocking Horse


Image Description: A long-haired brunette woman with large breasts and very high tan heels rides an antique rocking horse, while looking at the camera.

Caption: The Great Shift was rough on five-year-old Connor Lawrence. First, it took forever for his parents to come get him from that weird mansion. When he got home, none of his old clothes fit anymore, and he hated going to gross girly stores with his mom to try on gross girly clothes (though he did like how tall he was in his new shoes). Then Dad said he wasn't allowed to see any of his friends until he started wearing his big girl clothes! It was bad enough that he looked like an icky girl; he wasn't going to let his friends see him dressing like one! Besides, it's not like he had much interest in any of his old toys anymore.

Except the rocking horse.
The rocking horse was his new favorite.

Commentary: I feel like I left out a line here about playing toys with his friends that would have made the ending work a little better. Oh well, maybe someday I'll do some Special Edition re-edits of old captions to fix that kind of thing.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

The more things change

Image description: A young blonde woman stands outside naked, smiling, pulling apart her labia as she lets out a stream of pee.

Caption: 
"No way!" Chad exclaimed.

"Way," said Brad. "Told you I could still pee standing up. You owe me twenty bucks."

Turns out not all relationships changed after the Great Shift.