Cheat Codes

 

Image Description: A young woman sits on a couch holding an XBox 360 controller and wearing a gaming headset. She has long, dark brown hair coming down over her left shoulder, and very large bare breasts sticking out of the bottom of her turquoise spaghetti-string top. 

Caption: “Try all you want to distract me,” Jayden said. “Using those magic cheat codes is just an admission that you can’t beat me in a fair fight. But now you’re gonna get beat down by the hottest girl on Earth!”

Purity Spell: Bombshells

Image Description: Two women are standing mostly naked in a blue-walled bedroom next to a large white bed. One woman, who has long brown hair, is bent over, with her hands on her thighs, with her large breasts hanging free, and she’s looking at the camera with a smile on her face. The other woman is standing behind the first, with her hands on the first woman’s butt, positioned as though they were having doggy-style sex. The second woman has long blonde hair and very large breasts, and is looking down at her body with an expression of joyous surprise. The brunette is wearing clear plastic heels, and the blonde is wearing white heels.

Caption: “Wow, I can’t believe it worked!!”

“What did I tell you? My parents installed this old purity spell after the first time I brought a guy home. Joke’s on them: I’m super bi!”

“God, my tits are huge!”

“You bet they are. ‘Busty Blonde Bombshell’ is the default setting.”

“Not complaining. Except...it’s not permanent, is it?”

“Hell no! There’s no way my parents could afford that many daughters!”

“So why’d they keep it when you moved out?”

“They don’t know how to turn it off. I can’t imagine what will happen if they ever try to sell the place.”

“Hey, you changed too! I thought purity spells only affected guys.”

“I made some adjustments. My dad uses the same password for everything.”

“But why change yourself? You looked fine!”

“I know, but I’m not going out with boyfriend looking hotter than me! Now get dressed. If tonight goes well, I think you might reconsider making this just a temporary change.”

Commentary: I think the Purity Spell is maybe the best idea I've had.

Juicy Melons

Image Description: A woman with shoulder-length dark hair lies on a pile of small watermelons in a greenhouse full of melon plants. She is smiling at the camera, and her large breasts are squished by the melons she's lying on. She's wearing a bikini top that's green on one side and red-and-black striped on the other, and it's barely able to contain her breasts.

Caption: Not all genies are mischievous tricksters, slyly twisting words and granting wishes for their own amusement. Some have good intentions and are eager to please. Ken here found just such a genie, and she was clever enough to know when Ken made his wish that the wish's key phrase "juicy melons" had multiple meanings.

So she gave him both kinds, just in case, and Ken couldn't be happier with them!

Commentary: I saw another picture from this same picset done by another caption writer recently. It's a really great set for caps.

Cursed Locker

Image Description: A naked woman with long brown hair looks down at her large breasts as she's standing halfway in a locker.

Caption: "Ugh, frickin' Randy! First he takes my towel, then he shoves me in this locker, and now it looks like I've turned into a hot girl! Argh! I swear I'm gonna fuck that guy so hard! And then I'll shove him into this locker and see how she likes it!"

Caught the Glow

Image Description: A woman with long brown hair looks lustily at the camera, holding her naked breasts with one hand, while another is touching her thigh. A bright white light is shining from between her legs.

Caption: "Oh god, Greg, you were right. I...uhhhn...shouldn't have gone home with that girl last night. Ohhh...But she was so hot, mmmm, and so ready to go. Now I feel weird, so hot, so...so empty. God, ahh! I need you. I need you to fill me up, Greg, please!

Body Sculptors: Chiseled

Image Description: A naked woman lies on a massage table, looking up at the camera with a smile on her face. She has tanned skin and long brown hair, and a towel draped across her thighs just below her shaved crotch. Two hands reach in from behind her head, massaging her large breasts.

Caption: When I first started visiting Body Sculptors, I figured it’d be an easy way to get cut, you
know, totally chiseled muscles, like a body-builder. Turns out it costs way more to add on that kind of mass, unless I wanted to be the world’s buffest little person. So I told ‘em to make me as hot as possible with the body mass I already had.

This wasn’t quite what I had in mind.

But it’s been really great. I have a much better job than I did in my old dumpy body, enough to come in for these regular touch-ups. At first I was still planning to save up for that bodybuilder physique, but now I’m not so sure.

I mean, I still want to have a totally chiseled body. I just want it on top of me.

Commentary: I like the idea of Body Sculptors, so if anyone happens to find any more pictures that might fit, send them my way!

Help Me Out

Image Description: A busty brunette woman stands waist-deep in the ocean, wearing a white bikini bottom and a wet white t-shirt that shows off her breasts. She's holding up her hands, about shoulder-width apart.

Caption: "Hey fellas, I seem to have lost something out here in the water. It was about this big, I swear. Anyone want to come out and help me look for it? Or maybe one of you can let me use yours, just for a little while?"

Lesson Learned

Image Description: A young, extremely busty woman with platinum blonde hair looks at the camera with her arms akimbo and an annoyed expression on her face. She's wearing a tight black turtleneck sweater, glittery silver pants, and a dangling silver pendant. 

Caption: 

Okay, I admit it. You were right about everything. Now can you change me back?

Specifics? *Sigh* Fine. Hot chic–women don’t have it easy, okay? I thought it was all going to be fun and free drinks, but it sucks. Mostly because of these huge tits! My back hurts all the time, and the bras barely help! The only time they’re not in the way is when I lie down, and then they’re in my armpits. They’re not even fun or sensitive or anything. Unless you count sensitivity to chafing. 

What else? I mean, everything takes so much longer. Just getting these pants over my butt takes forever, and when went to work without makeup one day, people kept asking if I was sick or tired. My creepy boss Steve made this gross comment about why I didn’t get enough sleep.

Yeah, I did like him when I was a guy, but he’s a real asshole now. He’s not the only one. Women are always giving me these dirty looks, and men...it’s like I can feel them looking at me. Everyone thinks they know all about me because of how I look, but I didn’t choose to look this way! I can’t even walk down the street without....Oh, nevermind.

Well, it’s just...last night this guy drove down the street really slow and kept shouting at me. He...he got really angry when I ignored him, and...I got scared. I mean, it’s not like I could run away, not with these tits and the heels I was wearing, and if he decided to try something...I got into the building, but now I don’t feel safe anymore.

There, I’m crying, are you happy now? Can you please turn me back? 

What do you mean ‘a good start’? How much longer do I have to go through this? 

How long?!

Commentary: This is actually my most recent caption. I created the file back in...wow, August 2015, and it's been unfinished on my hard drive ever since. I finally finished it after starting up this Blogger, and I hope it's the start of more truly new content! Originally, the background for the text was a silver-gray pattern based on the model's pants, but I thought it made things hard to read, so I used her eye shadow as a base instead. I always try to pull my text and background colors from the image.