40-Lust

Image Description: A young woman with short blonde hair is playing tennis on a clay court, wearing only a pair of tennis shoes. She's holding a racket and looking over the net toward the camera.

Caption: I challenged Trevor to a tennis match, with just a little wager on the table. Loser has to be the winner’s sexy nympho girlfriend for a month. Easy, right? I mean, Trevor’s failing Transformation Magic 101. But I guess he spends his study time on the tennis court instead, and now I’m losing 40-lust.

I mean love!

Like how much I love Trevor and his big, meaty—oh shoot, there goes another. Whoopsie!

I guess that’s game, sex, and match!

Commentary: I love the "transformation by wager" trope.

High-Stakes Pool

Image Description: A naked woman with long brown hair and a tattoo around her navel stands next to a pool table, holding a cue and a ball rack. She eyes the table intently.

Caption: The night was not going well for Frank. He lost his clothes in the first round against Mitch, and his manhood in the second. He's betting the rest on game three, lining up every shot like some kind of chessmaster. Unfortunately for Frank, I think Mitch is gonna be the only master he knows for a long time.

Commentary: Pictures of naked people in places where you wouldn't normally expect naked people are, like, the best fodder for TG captions.