Showing posts with label asian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label asian. Show all posts

Friday, August 9, 2019

Deep Bench


Image Description: A woman with shoulder-length blonde hair stands on one side of a volleyball net. She is wearing a black bikini and holding a volleyball, and she has a satisfied expression on her face. Behind her and to her left are three dark-haired women standing casually.

Caption: “Well, you boys sure are quiet. Starting to rethink your comments about girls’ volleyball
skills? Because by my count, you’re 0 for 3, and I’ve got three new recruits for the girls’
team. They’re not exactly starters, but it’s nice to have a deep bench. So, who’s next?”

Commentary: I always love captions about sports and magical wagers like this.

Monday, July 15, 2019

Juicy Melons


Image Description: A woman with shoulder-length dark hair lies on a pile of small watermelons in a greenhouse full of melon plants. She is smiling at the camera, and her large breasts are squished by the melons she's lying on. She's wearing a bikini top that's green on one side and red-and-black striped on the other, and it's barely able to contain her breasts.

Caption: Not all genies are mischievous tricksters, slyly twisting words and granting wishes for their own amusement. Some have good intentions and are eager to please. Ken here found just such a genie, and she was clever enough to know when Ken made his wish that the wish's key phrase "juicy melons" had multiple meanings.

So she gave him both kinds, just in case, and Ken couldn't be happier with them!

Commentary: I saw another picture from this same picset done by another caption writer recently. It's a really great set for caps.

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Security Deposit


Image Description: A naked woman with long brown hair holds her head in her hands, looking anxious. She has a pierced navel and a well-trimmed strip of pubic hair.

Caption: Okay, shit, think. Fuck! Kevin, you moron! You should have known you couldn't drink that much tequila in this little body. What was I thinking? God, I hope Body Rentals gives me back my deposit after what I did in this one...what I remember doing, anyway.

Oh God, I hope they give me back my body!

Commentary: I think images like this, pairing unconventional expressions with erotic imagery, make the best captions. What about you?

Saturday, January 26, 2019

Changing Storms: Not again!

Image Description: A young, short-haired woman stands outside in the rain, looking upward with her hands held out. She is naked except for a large pendant necklace and a bracelet. She is surrounded by tables and chairs.

Caption: 
"Oh, come on, not again!" Ken shouted.

It had been nearly a year since the changing rains first appeared. They were unpredictable, indistinguishable from normal rainstorms until the water started falling, and causing different changes each time.

The only constant was the process, with which Ken was becoming well-acquainted. First, his clothes—specifically anything made with a synthetic or plant-based fabric—dissolved into nothingness, leaving him only with his stone pendant and glass-bead bracelet. He felt the oddly warm water wash over his body, and wonder what his fifth change would bring. His body slimmed and shrank, reminding him of the first rain, the one that turned everyone into five-year-olds. He felt a pressure in his chest, not unlike the one a few months back, where pressure along his sides preceded the growth of two additional sets of arms. He could feel his hair growing longer, and sighed. He'd just had it cut after the storm two weeks ago that sent everyone's hair growth out of control. Some of the women at his office still had their beards.

But as he watched his nipples grow round and dark and begin to push away from his torso, he began to suspect what the change would be. "Seriously? I have a date tonight!" he whined at the sky, but the rain didn't let up. His waist drew inward and his hips expanded, his whole body became smoother and daintier. There was no sense in trying to find shelter; once they started, there was no stopping the changes. He held onto the last remaining vestige of his manhood as it drew up into his body, completing the change. Ken looked up once more at the clouds. Most people were back to normal again a week or two after the storm passed, but the rain didn't look like it would be letting up anytime soon.

Commentary: One of my longer caps, though probably not my longest. I try to keep them short, but introducing the Changing Rain—not my most original or interesting idea, I guess, but one I keep coming back to—required a bit of setup and exposition.

Monday, January 7, 2019

Knocked down

Image description: A young Asian woman lying back on a short surface near big windows. She's looking up, with her legs spread and her top pulled down, exposing her breasts.

Caption: "I thought you said that thing was supposed to be magic, but all it did was knock me down. Wait, what's up with my hair? And why are you looking at me like that?"

Commentary: Definitely my first photo caption (you can tell because I hadn't gone to my typical font yet). Probably could use a revision, honestly.