Shooting Star

Image Description: A woman with long, disheveled brown hair sits on the carpet in front of a fireplace, holding her head with a tentative expression on her face. She is wearing blue children's pajamas. The top is pulled up over her large breasts, and she's pulling the waistband down on the bottoms.

Caption: It was hard for Tyler to be so much younger than his sister. She got to be a cool college students and he was still in preschool. That's why he wished on that shooting star that he could be a grown-up like his big sister.

It didn't turn out quite like he expected.

Commentary: As of this post, it looks like there are only four more captions to repost from the old Tumblr blog. That amounts to two more weeks of normal content. After that, I'll probably have to change my posting frequency, just so I don't burn through the captions I have and then end up leaving the blog stagnant for a long time. Just a heads up!

Changing Storms: Sledding

Image Description: A naked woman with long brown hair and tan skin with tan lines at her breasts and groin walks down a snowy path, looking cold and surprised as she holds the strap of a red sled.

Caption: Billy’s mom was so overprotective about the changing storms. After Billy walked home just once and came in naked with six arms, she refused to let him outside. All his friends got to show off their cool changes every few weeks, and he was always just boring Billy. It wasn’t fair!

The worst was last week, when Billy had to miss the first snow of the season. It wasn’t even a changing storm! He wasn’t about to let that happen again. Billy woke up early and looked out at the fresh-fallen snow. He dressed quietly and grabbed his trusty sled, then snuck across the street to the ravine.

He sped down the hill, cold air rushing past his face. He couldn’t believe his mom would have kept him from having this much fun!

The sled hit a bump near the bottom of the slope, and Billy went flying into a snowdrift. He stood up laughing and brushed the snow off his arm—and his sleeve with it!

His clothes dripped off like they were made of jelly, and he would have been freezing if not for the tingling warmth all over his body. He grew taller, and for a moment wondered if he might get to be a grownup, maybe even a bodybuilder! He felt a twinge of disappointment when he stopped after a foot or so, and he definitely wasn’t gaining muscle. If anything, he slimmed down, though he seemed to be getting pudgier around the chest and butt. He looked down, noticing hair growing in his crotch, but his wiener shrank away!

Hair fell down in front of his face, and that’s when he realized he’d turned into a girl, probably about his babysitter’s age. The warmth faded, and Billy felt cold again—both from the snow and the fear of trying to explain this to his Mom!

Commentary: Check out the very first Special Edition caption! Originally, this was one big, unbroken wall of text, and I was going to leave it like that and just mention how I'd do it differently if I made the caption today, but then I ran across a typo and twitched a little and decided to go ahead and fix it. I guess I should have saved the old version so you could see the progression, but just trust me that it's better now.

Rocking Horse

Image Description: A long-haired brunette woman with large breasts and very high tan heels rides an antique rocking horse, while looking at the camera.

Caption: The Great Shift was rough on five-year-old Connor Lawrence. First, it took forever for his parents to come get him from that weird mansion. When he got home, none of his old clothes fit anymore, and he hated going to gross girly stores with his mom to try on gross girly clothes (though he did like how tall he was in his new shoes). Then Dad said he wasn't allowed to see any of his friends until he started wearing his big girl clothes! It was bad enough that he looked like an icky girl; he wasn't going to let his friends see him dressing like one! Besides, it's not like he had much interest in any of his old toys anymore.

Except the rocking horse.
The rocking horse was his new favorite.

Commentary: I feel like I left out a line here about playing toys with his friends that would have made the ending work a little better. Oh well, maybe someday I'll do some Special Edition re-edits of old captions to fix that kind of thing.