Every Problem Has a Solution

Image Description: A brunette woman is standing in a library with her hair pulled up into a bun. She is wearing glasses and nothing else, and is holding a large book open, reading it.

Caption: There was no need to panic. The answer was sure to be in one of these books. Every problem has a solution.

For example, when Shaun’s girlfriend Nicole wanted to indulge her exhibitionist streak, he cast a spell so she no longer needed to wear clothes.

When Nicole got in trouble for being naked, Shaun cast a spell so no one would notice anything strange about her.

When Nicole started feeling insecure about her body, Shaun cast a spell to give her the perfect figure.

When Nicole got upset that he’d made her look like her roommate, Shaun cast a spell to calm her down.

When Nicole calmly asked Shaun to undo the spells, Shaun said he’d have to do some research to learn how, and until then she’d have to live with them.

When Nicole decided that Shaun should be the one living with the unwanted spells, she cast a reversal charm to transfer their effects to him.

Now Shaun wants his body back, and his emotions, and his clothes, and nobody can tell that he has a problem.

But it’s okay, every problem has a solution. And it has to be here someplace. Shaun just has to stay calm. Not that he has much of a choice in the matter.

Can't Keep Her Hands to Himself

Image Description: A woman with long, wavy brown hair sits on a couch, wearing a man's button-down white shirt with dark pinstripes and a pair of dark thigh-high stockings and black thong panties. She is looking down, holding her head with one hand as she pulls the panties aside to expose her vulva.

Caption: Brent couldn’t believe his eyes—her eyes, Amber’s eyes. He had a hard time believing her hands, too, as he ran them through her hair and hesitantly touched her labia. He felt strangely happy: it had been so long since he’d actually seen her, smelled her, touched her. He thought he’d never see her again, not after his wife—ex-wife—caught them together, not after she put that curse on them.

“You like each other’s bodies so much,” she’d said, weaving light in the air. “Maybe you should share them forever.” The light lashed out, and the adulterous couple disappeared, replaced with a single person.

Now every evening, Brent feels the change beginning. His body becomes slimmer and curvier. He feels his mind slipping away, like he’s under a powerful anesthetic, and for a brief moment he almost feels close to Amber. He knows from her notes and videos that Amber takes over as the changes
finish, with just enough time for her to get to work at the strip club where they met. When the morning alarm goes off the next day, Brent is back in his own body, physically exhausted before a grueling day at the office.

Over the last three weeks, they’ve adapted to living this strange double-life, each disappearing for half the day, each finding barely any time to relax—and no time with each other.

But now he’s waking up in her body, bright and early, wearing her stockings, her panties, her shoes—and his shirt? He’ll have to call in sick, have to write a message for Amber when (if?) she finds herself in his body tonight, have to try to find out what’s happening, what’s changed, how long it’ll last.

But all that will have to wait. Right now, Brent’s realizing that despite everything that’s happened, he still can’t keep his hands off her.

Commentary: This is one of my favorite captions that I've done. I don't usually like to do ones this long, but I feel like this was a really different premise. I'd love to do more with this kind of thing.

Setback

Image Description: A heavily pregnant woman with long blonde hair stands with a large barbell over her shoulders. She is wearing a pink-and-gray sports bra and black exercise shorts with pink piping, and she's looking at the camera.

Caption: Geoff Shaw stood on the stage at the World's Strongest Man competition, ready to accept the award he'd worked toward his entire life. A moment later, he was sitting on a toilet, looking down at a positive pregnancy test and a very different body. On the news, they called it the Great Shift, but Geoff just called it a setback. Seven months later, Geoff certainly wasn't in world-class shape, but it was a start.

He made it to the stage once before, and she'd do it again.

Great Shift: Honest Hank

Image Description: A woman with long legs and long brown hair is bent over, looking into the engine of a BMW. She is facing away from the camera, wearing black high-heeled shoes and a white top that just covers half of her naked butt, flashing her genitals at the camera.

Caption: Honest Hank was lucky; he didn’t have to change careers after The Great Shift.
“Fixin’ cars is all up here,” he’d say, pointing a well-manicured finger to his temple. He’s really jumped into his new life with both feet—in designer heels. If anything, the other guys think he’s a
little too comfortable, especially with his new philosophy on work attire: “Why should I be the only one who gets to take a peek under the hood?”

Commentary: Sometimes I just write them for the jokes.

Security Deposit

Image Description: A naked woman with long brown hair holds her head in her hands, looking anxious. She has a pierced navel and a well-trimmed strip of pubic hair.

Caption: Okay, shit, think. Fuck! Kevin, you moron! You should have known you couldn't drink that much tequila in this little body. What was I thinking? God, I hope Body Rentals gives me back my deposit after what I did in this one...what I remember doing, anyway.

Oh God, I hope they give me back my body!

Commentary: I think images like this, pairing unconventional expressions with erotic imagery, make the best captions. What about you?

Expecting

Image Description: A topless, heavily pregnant woman with long, wavy brown hair stands looking out a window, holding her breasts with her hands.

Caption: May started asking me to swap bodies with her as soon as she saw those two blue lines. "Please, just a couple of weeks, until the morning sickness is over," she begged. "You know I have a thing about throwing up."

I always thought I was a good, loving husband. We shared everything else equally—and I admit, I was a little curious about the whole thing—so I agreed, as long as she was there to help out. She—he—left before I was showing. Said he just needed a break, but he'd be back before the first trimester was up.

That was thirty-two weeks ago. He's missed every doctor's visit, every birthing class, every chapter of What to Expect. He doesn't even know that we're having triplets.

I never want to see him again.

But I still wait by the window, every day, watching to see if he pulls up, so I can tell him to his face that he'll never get to see my babies.

Commentary: The pregnant body swap is a pretty well-worn trope in TG fiction, but I like to think that this is a bit of a different spin on the usual idea.

Bodyjacking: 911 Call

Image Description: A naked brunette woman with her long hair in a ponytail, wearing a necklace and earrings, talks into a cordless phone, with a distressed look on her face. A long-haired blonde woman sits in the foreground, somewhat out of focus.

Caption: "Hello? Yes, 911? Omigod, I think we got bodyjacked! Like, my BFF bro Brittini and me, we brought these hotties home, and we were totally gonna get laid, but we, like blacked out and woke up in their hot bodies! What did they take? Um, like, they took our boy bodies, doy! Oh, what else? Like, I guess they got our wallets and credit cards, and like, our IDs. They took their clothes, too, so we're super naked! No, I don't think they took any, like, brain stuff. We're totes normal, except our hot bodies. Address? Like, 1425 Ginger Lane, in Rolling Palms! And my name? Oh, duh. It's Kaylee...Kaylee...something? What do you mean my 'boy name'? That's the only name I have! Ugh, just hurry, okay?"

Commentary: New Content Friday! I don't do a ton of bimbo captions, so I hope you enjoy this one!

The more things change

Image description: A young blonde woman stands outside naked, smiling, pulling apart her labia as she lets out a stream of pee.

Caption: 
"No way!" Chad exclaimed.

"Way," said Brad. "Told you I could still pee standing up. You owe me twenty bucks."

Turns out not all relationships changed after the Great Shift.

New luggage

Image description: A young blonde woman sits across a pair of seats on a train, holding her head, looking like she's confused or just woke up. She's wearing a blue skirt, a black sweater, and a pair of sparkling silver heels.

Caption: Marc just learned the importance of staying alert in the age of handheld body-swapping devices. Remember to carefully watch other passengers' carry-ons, or you may end up with a totally new set of luggage.

Commentary: Hey, new content! I'm going to post something new every Friday, and I'm pretty sure I haven't posted this one previously. I hope you enjoy it!