Image Description: A low-angle shot of a naked woman with one pierced nipple and a shaved pussy, holding a bright red 20-sided die between her legs, up against her vulva.
Caption: "D&D nights sure have been different ever since our DM found that real spellbook. He promises he'll turn me back into a guy if I roll a natural 20 with my pussy. I think this week I'm finally gonna do it! It's like they say: forty-fifth time's the charm! Tee-hee!"
Considering a d20 has a 1/20 chance of rolling a 20, she got really really unlucky.
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