Monday, February 11, 2019

Purity Spell: On the Fritz


Image Description: Two naked busty brunette women are in a shower. One is bent over, leaning against the shower wall, while the other is standing behind her in a doggy style position, with her hands on the first woman's hips. The standing woman is looking at the camera with an outraged look on her face, while the woman bending over has a more quizzical expression.

Caption: "Oh, god dammit!" Ted shouted.

"Ohh, why'd you stop?" Alice asked. "Wait, what's wrong with your voice? What's wrong with my voice?"

"That damn purity spell's on the fritz again. It's only supposed to go off when one of the kids tries to get it on!"

"I don't know why you got that installed," Alice said, hefting her firm, enlarged breasts. "It certainly doesn't make me feel pure."

"It's cheaper than paying for a grandkid," Ted replied. "Or it was before I had to call the socrcery technician every week."

"Well, he's not going to come out on a Sunday, and neither of us can go out like this, so you might as well go get the toys from my nightstand so we can finish what you started."

Commentary: The second Purity Spell caption! Darn over-the-counter magic never seems to work quite right...

No comments:

Post a Comment