Real-Life Dungeon Master: Nat 20

Image Description: A low-angle shot of a naked woman with one pierced nipple and a shaved pussy, holding a bright red 20-sided die between her legs, up against her vulva.

Caption: "D&D nights sure have been different ever since our DM found that real spellbook. He promises he'll turn me back into a guy if I roll a natural 20 with my pussy. I think this week I'm finally gonna do it! It's like they say: forty-fifth time's the charm! Tee-hee!"

Watering the Flowers

Image Description: A young woman with shoulder-length black hair stands facing away from the camera towards some bushes and trees. She is topless, with her jeans and thong panties pulled down to her knees, and her hands held in front of her.

Caption: Mrs. Stevens had lived on Maple St. for thirty years. It used to be a quiet neighborhood, but the local college had been steadily expanding over the decades, and two years ago, a fraternity bought the house next door. She tolerated the noisy parties and the broken bottles and the puddles of vomit in silence, but she couldn't abide the young men relieving themselves on her prized flowers and bushes. She'd be in the cold ground before she let Dorothy Williams win the City Council award for best landscaping.

So one night Mrs. Stevens whipped up a little something for when the boys whipped out their little somethings. Normally on Friday nights, she was in bed with earplugs and a book, but tonight she just had to watch from her window. Sure enough, one dark-haired, shirtless young man stumbled up to the plants along the edge of her property and clumsily pulled down his pants and briefs. He unleashed his stream, and the spell kicked into action. The yellow fluid stopped suddenly in midair, then reversed, pulling back up into the young man's member—and then pulling the member along with it! Once his genitals had completely disappeared within the dark mound of pubic hair, the magic rippled outward from his groin, changing toned muscle to soft curves. His body hair disappeared, his skin softened, and his body plumped up—too many of those sorority girls had too little meat on their bones—and his hair grew longer. His clothes changed, too, into a fashionable little thong and some tight jeans—after all, Mrs. Stevens was young once too—but the spell couldn't make the boy a shirt. But a little embarrassment would help the lesson stick.

The changes finished within a moment, the drunken fratgirl still holding onto a penis that wasn't there. She'd notice in a minute, and in the future, hopefully she and her brothers would find somewhere else to pee.

Either that, or they'd become a house of respectful young ladies. That'd be okay too.

Commentary: Breaking my own rules a little with this one. I try not to make the caption space any bigger than the image, and I like to keep the captions pretty short, but every now and then the story gets away from me and you get something like this. Hopefully it's still enjoyable! After all, this won't be the last we see of Mrs. Stevens...

Revitalized Career

Image Description: A naked woman with red hair is laying on a bed, hugging one leg close with both hands and kissing her knee.

Caption: Kirk was a star athlete, but he gave up a promising soccer career to join the Army, figuring he could always go pro or coach when he finished his tour. When a roadside bomb took his legs, he fell into a deep depression, driving away his friends and family. He was at the end of his rope when a doctor came to him with an experimental treatment. Kirk knew there'd be side effects, but he'd do anything to restore his legs.

Here he is, just after waking up from the anesthesia, realizing that losing one appendage to regain two still puts him ahead—and at the top of the recruitment lists for the women's professional teams!

Commentary: Man, I love the vibrant color of those nails. They really pop, and I tried to use the same color for the text, but it doesn't have quite the same effect against the blue background.

Expecting

Image Description: A topless, heavily pregnant woman with long, wavy brown hair stands looking out a window, holding her breasts with her hands.

Caption: May started asking me to swap bodies with her as soon as she saw those two blue lines. "Please, just a couple of weeks, until the morning sickness is over," she begged. "You know I have a thing about throwing up."

I always thought I was a good, loving husband. We shared everything else equally—and I admit, I was a little curious about the whole thing—so I agreed, as long as she was there to help out. She—he—left before I was showing. Said he just needed a break, but he'd be back before the first trimester was up.

That was thirty-two weeks ago. He's missed every doctor's visit, every birthing class, every chapter of What to Expect. He doesn't even know that we're having triplets.

I never want to see him again.

But I still wait by the window, every day, watching to see if he pulls up, so I can tell him to his face that he'll never get to see my babies.

Commentary: The pregnant body swap is a pretty well-worn trope in TG fiction, but I like to think that this is a bit of a different spin on the usual idea.

Help Me Out

Image Description: A busty brunette woman stands waist-deep in the ocean, wearing a white bikini bottom and a wet white t-shirt that shows off her breasts. She's holding up her hands, about shoulder-width apart.

Caption: "Hey fellas, I seem to have lost something out here in the water. It was about this big, I swear. Anyone want to come out and help me look for it? Or maybe one of you can let me use yours, just for a little while?"

Treasure Fountains Casino: Body Slots

Image Description: A woman with a blond ponytail sits at a slot machine and looks at the camera, smiling and lifting her shirt to expose her breasts.

Caption: The Body Slots are among the most popular games at Treasure Fountains Casino. The changes they offer are random, and most pulls of the lever give minor alterations at best. But once in awhile you hit the jackpot like Norman here, and that's enough to make every player believe they might be next!

Commentary: I think I'll have to revisit Treasure Fountains at some point in the future...

One Mother to Another

Image Description: A mostly-naked, heavily pregnant woman with long black hair leans against a black chair and points at her swollen belly with one red-gloved hand, while she gives the camera a sly look.

Caption: "That's right, Esperelda, I am David. Your daughter, Amanda, suspected me of cheating, so she turned me into a woman. But I'm sure you heard all about it, since you're the head of the coven. Or maybe this was your plan to begin with? I know you've never approved of our marriage. You're probably the one who convinced her that I was unfaithful. It's true, I was keeping a secret from her, but it wasn't a mistress. It was my own magical talent. Where's Amanda? Why, she's right here. the maternal instinct came on so suddenly that I just couldn't help myself. It's okay, though, you'll be with her again very soon. I mean, I can't very well have Amanda growing up as an only child. No, twins are clearly the way to go. But I think this time around, you'll be better off as a boy. See you again in a few months, 'mom'!"

Commentary: This isn't my best work. The "Special Edition" version of this cap would get rid of a lot of that clumsy "as you know, Bob" stuff at the beginning. But I really like the image, and while unbirthing isn't my usual thing, it's fun for these occasional punishment caps.

Purity Spell: On the Fritz

Image Description: Two naked busty brunette women are in a shower. One is bent over, leaning against the shower wall, while the other is standing behind her in a doggy style position, with her hands on the first woman's hips. The standing woman is looking at the camera with an outraged look on her face, while the woman bending over has a more quizzical expression.

Caption: "Oh, god dammit!" Ted shouted.

"Ohh, why'd you stop?" Alice asked. "Wait, what's wrong with your voice? What's wrong with my voice?"

"That damn purity spell's on the fritz again. It's only supposed to go off when one of the kids tries to get it on!"

"I don't know why you got that installed," Alice said, hefting her firm, enlarged breasts. "It certainly doesn't make me feel pure."

"It's cheaper than paying for a grandkid," Ted replied. "Or it was before I had to call the socrcery technician every week."

"Well, he's not going to come out on a Sunday, and neither of us can go out like this, so you might as well go get the toys from my nightstand so we can finish what you started."

Commentary: The second Purity Spell caption! Darn over-the-counter magic never seems to work quite right...

Lesson Learned

Image Description: A young, extremely busty woman with platinum blonde hair looks at the camera with her arms akimbo and an annoyed expression on her face. She's wearing a tight black turtleneck sweater, glittery silver pants, and a dangling silver pendant. 

Caption: 

Okay, I admit it. You were right about everything. Now can you change me back?

Specifics? *Sigh* Fine. Hot chic–women don’t have it easy, okay? I thought it was all going to be fun and free drinks, but it sucks. Mostly because of these huge tits! My back hurts all the time, and the bras barely help! The only time they’re not in the way is when I lie down, and then they’re in my armpits. They’re not even fun or sensitive or anything. Unless you count sensitivity to chafing. 

What else? I mean, everything takes so much longer. Just getting these pants over my butt takes forever, and when went to work without makeup one day, people kept asking if I was sick or tired. My creepy boss Steve made this gross comment about why I didn’t get enough sleep.

Yeah, I did like him when I was a guy, but he’s a real asshole now. He’s not the only one. Women are always giving me these dirty looks, and men...it’s like I can feel them looking at me. Everyone thinks they know all about me because of how I look, but I didn’t choose to look this way! I can’t even walk down the street without....Oh, nevermind.

Well, it’s just...last night this guy drove down the street really slow and kept shouting at me. He...he got really angry when I ignored him, and...I got scared. I mean, it’s not like I could run away, not with these tits and the heels I was wearing, and if he decided to try something...I got into the building, but now I don’t feel safe anymore.

There, I’m crying, are you happy now? Can you please turn me back? 

What do you mean ‘a good start’? How much longer do I have to go through this? 

How long?!

Commentary: This is actually my most recent caption. I created the file back in...wow, August 2015, and it's been unfinished on my hard drive ever since. I finally finished it after starting up this Blogger, and I hope it's the start of more truly new content! Originally, the background for the text was a silver-gray pattern based on the model's pants, but I thought it made things hard to read, so I used her eye shadow as a base instead. I always try to pull my text and background colors from the image. 

Rock-Hard

Image Description: Two naked women sit in a sauna. The one on the left, a brunette with an updo and large breasts, points at her stomach with both hands. The one on the right, a brunette with short hair and small breasts, looks at the first woman approvingly.

Caption: "When I sat down, I had a six-pack. Rock-hard abs right here. Now there's only one rock-hard thing I want, and it's definitely not abs. Used to have one of those too."

"I don't know, I'm craving something more soft and supple, myself. And I like what you've got right now..."

Practiced Position

Image Description: A young woman is standing with her backside to the camera, and is bent over so completely that her head is upside-down, looking back between her legs with a smile on her face. She's holding onto her leopard-print high heels with both hands, and her long brown hair is hanging to the floor. She's wearing a blue button-up long-sleeve shirt and white leggings that are transparent enough to show off her green panties.

Caption: When I was a guy, I couldn't touch my toes. Then, when I first turned into a girl, I could barely stand in even the shortest heels. Now look at me! Of course, I've had lots of practice in this position. Speaking of which...

Commentary: Not much to say about this one. It's a cute picture and a fun caption. Wish I were that flexible :).

Passing Out

Image Description: A naked young woman with long, wavy blonde hair is lying awkwardly across an ornate velvet couch, apparently asleep.

Caption: Before transferring to Central Magic University, Chad used to worry that passing out at a party meant he'd wake up with Sharpie on his face.

Commentary: New content Friday! Magic universities are one of my favorite settings. If you want a particularly good, sexy take on just such a university, try reading Maxwell Avoi's The Freshman Experience! It's available as a standalone book or in a bundle with four other stories in Fantastic Variations. If you want to read more about it before you commit, I reviewed it over on the old Tumblr, but since I can't figure out how to link to the old Tumblr now that it's dashboard-only, I reposted it here, today! Double content!

TG Book Review: The Freshman Experience by Maxwell Avoi

(Originally posted on Tumblr)

In an attempt to make this Tumblr a little more than just captions, I’m going to post occasional reviews of TF-related stories I’ve read. I finished The Freshman Experience recently, and had to share my thoughts.

I’m a big fan of universes where stuff like magic is integrated into everyday life, and of various schools of witchcraft and wizardry, so that’s what drew me to give this story a shot. Avoi does well with it, following a college freshman at a magic university who falls prey to an upperclassman prank. The prank involves some fun (and seriously sexy) transformations, and the protagonist works with other affected freshmen to try to unravel the spell they’ve fallen under before it’s too late. 

The book is full of good ideas, with interesting uses of magic that create a very dynamic status quo, and a series of ticking time bombs for the protagonist. The relationships between the affected freshmen feel very well-realized, and are not what you normally see in magical gender transformation erotica stories. By giving us a large group of similarly-transformed people, Avoi’s able to explore characters in more depth than a typical Fictionmania “I’ve turned into a girl, this is how it affects my friends/family/significant other” fashion. 

There are a few issues. Avoi’s juggling a lot of characters here, and all the transformed freshmen have both male and female names. As a result, there are several passages where Avoi mixes up two similar names of different characters. It’s a minor thing, but speaks to the value of close editing. There are some mind control/alteration aspects that make for dubious-at-best consent in some of the sex scenes, which squicks me out a bit. Finally, the plot resolves somewhat abruptly (and a bit too tidily), and rests on something that should have occurred to the characters early on. It’s a bit too deus ex machina, and makes the work done by the protagonist & his pals throughout largely a red herring. 

Despite those issues, I really did like The Freshman Experience, and I’d be very interested to see more from this universe. Avoi has a fun style that fits well with my particular interests, and this is my favorite thing I’ve read of his so far. You can get it at Amazon as a solo ebook for $3.99, or in the Fantastic Variations bundle with four other stories for just a dollar more!