Real-Life Dungeon Master: Rules Lawyer

Image Description: A naked young woman with dark hair in pigtails sits on a couch, spread eagle, reading a Dungeons & Dragons Dungeon Master's Guide, which conceals most of her body.

Caption: "Our DM found a real-life spellbook, and he says that the D&D rules require him to turn the whole party into his personal harem of hot naked chicks if that ever happens. I'm checking to make sure that's true, but I keep getting distracted. Who can focus on reading with all these yummy girls around? Not to mention our sexy Master—I mean DM!"

Commentary: This is the first of a couple in the Real-Life Dungeon Master series, and I'd love to do more. If you know where I can find some appropriate images, send them my way!