Rocking Horse

Image Description: A long-haired brunette woman with large breasts and very high tan heels rides an antique rocking horse, while looking at the camera.

Caption: The Great Shift was rough on five-year-old Connor Lawrence. First, it took forever for his parents to come get him from that weird mansion. When he got home, none of his old clothes fit anymore, and he hated going to gross girly stores with his mom to try on gross girly clothes (though he did like how tall he was in his new shoes). Then Dad said he wasn't allowed to see any of his friends until he started wearing his big girl clothes! It was bad enough that he looked like an icky girl; he wasn't going to let his friends see him dressing like one! Besides, it's not like he had much interest in any of his old toys anymore.

Except the rocking horse.
The rocking horse was his new favorite.

Commentary: I feel like I left out a line here about playing toys with his friends that would have made the ending work a little better. Oh well, maybe someday I'll do some Special Edition re-edits of old captions to fix that kind of thing.

Full of Life

Image Description: A long-haired, heavily pregnant brunette woman in an orange bikini, sunglasses, and a head scarf smiles as she holds a glass of white wine out toward the viewer.

Caption: "Oh, wow," Brady said, apparently unaware of the changes. "You've got to try this. I've never felt so full of life!"

Commentary: I like the brevity, but if I were to do this today, I'd probably find a less clunky way of indicating Brady's obliviousness. Wow, is this the first pregnancy caption I've (re)posted so far? Won't be the last!

Changing Storms: Not again!

Image Description: A young, short-haired woman stands outside in the rain, looking upward with her hands held out. She is naked except for a large pendant necklace and a bracelet. She is surrounded by tables and chairs.

Caption: 
"Oh, come on, not again!" Ken shouted.

It had been nearly a year since the changing rains first appeared. They were unpredictable, indistinguishable from normal rainstorms until the water started falling, and causing different changes each time.

The only constant was the process, with which Ken was becoming well-acquainted. First, his clothes—specifically anything made with a synthetic or plant-based fabric—dissolved into nothingness, leaving him only with his stone pendant and glass-bead bracelet. He felt the oddly warm water wash over his body, and wonder what his fifth change would bring. His body slimmed and shrank, reminding him of the first rain, the one that turned everyone into five-year-olds. He felt a pressure in his chest, not unlike the one a few months back, where pressure along his sides preceded the growth of two additional sets of arms. He could feel his hair growing longer, and sighed. He'd just had it cut after the storm two weeks ago that sent everyone's hair growth out of control. Some of the women at his office still had their beards.

But as he watched his nipples grow round and dark and begin to push away from his torso, he began to suspect what the change would be. "Seriously? I have a date tonight!" he whined at the sky, but the rain didn't let up. His waist drew inward and his hips expanded, his whole body became smoother and daintier. There was no sense in trying to find shelter; once they started, there was no stopping the changes. He held onto the last remaining vestige of his manhood as it drew up into his body, completing the change. Ken looked up once more at the clouds. Most people were back to normal again a week or two after the storm passed, but the rain didn't look like it would be letting up anytime soon.

Commentary: One of my longer caps, though probably not my longest. I try to keep them short, but introducing the Changing Rain—not my most original or interesting idea, I guess, but one I keep coming back to—required a bit of setup and exposition.

Bodyjacking: 911 Call

Image Description: A naked brunette woman with her long hair in a ponytail, wearing a necklace and earrings, talks into a cordless phone, with a distressed look on her face. A long-haired blonde woman sits in the foreground, somewhat out of focus.

Caption: "Hello? Yes, 911? Omigod, I think we got bodyjacked! Like, my BFF bro Brittini and me, we brought these hotties home, and we were totally gonna get laid, but we, like blacked out and woke up in their hot bodies! What did they take? Um, like, they took our boy bodies, doy! Oh, what else? Like, I guess they got our wallets and credit cards, and like, our IDs. They took their clothes, too, so we're super naked! No, I don't think they took any, like, brain stuff. We're totes normal, except our hot bodies. Address? Like, 1425 Ginger Lane, in Rolling Palms! And my name? Oh, duh. It's Kaylee...Kaylee...something? What do you mean my 'boy name'? That's the only name I have! Ugh, just hurry, okay?"

Commentary: New Content Friday! I don't do a ton of bimbo captions, so I hope you enjoy this one!

TG Book Review: Transformed: MtF Body Transformation Punishment by M Wills

I've seen M Wills around a lot when I've been browsing for new TG content on Amazon. Transformed stuck out to me because after growing up in the '90s and reading a ton of Spells 'R' Us stories, I've got a soft spot for people being transformed in a mall setting. Transformed follows five male friends who upset the wizard proprietor of a mall magic shop, and end up transformed into pop-culture-inspired women with a ticking clock and some difficult obstacles on their way back to masculinity.

I generally enjoyed this story. It was a little short, as these one-off Kindle TG stories often are, and in the beginning I had a hard time keeping track of which character was which. They're given fairly broad personalities and we don't spend too much time with them pre-transformation, so I ended up going back to the beginning a few times just to remind myself who was who. As someone who's also writing a story about five transformed guys, I know the struggle.

Of the five transformations, I recognized the sources for three, which were pretty easy to identify. I couldn't place the other two, which might just mean I'm not familiar with the sources, or might indicate that they're a bit less specifically inspired than the others. Aside from one very specific actress reference, it'd be easy to imagine that this story is set in the '90s, since two of the significant reference characters would have been more recognizable then.

The transformations themselves happen a little too quickly for my taste, and it would have been nice to linger a bit more on some aspects of them. There's a character with some extra parts that don't really get enough attention.

There's a ticking clock to the characters' struggle, and a deceptively easy task for them to accomplish to recover their manhood. I won't give away the ending, but I thought the obstacles thrown in their way were generally pretty fun.

Overall, Transformed is a fun little book that'll resonate with you if you like a little bit of pop culture in your transformation stories, but it could have benefited from spending a little more time on most of the story elements. I look forward to checking out more of M Wills' books.

Purity Spell: Daughters

Image Description: A short-haired naked brunette girl in heels is pressed against a washing machine, legs spread wide, with her hands gripping the butt of a second naked brunette girl, also wearing one heel. At their feet is a pile of clothes, and both girls are looking toward the camera.

Caption:
Daria had it all figured out. Her overprotective father was going to be out of town for the week, her little brother was at a sleepover, and her mom was housesitting for her aunt. She'd finally have the opportunity to get Steve over and scratch their mutual itches in every room of the house.

When Steve arrived, they made it as far as the first floor laundry closet before giving into their urges. They fucked right there on the washing machine, and it was great, right up until Steve came...and came, and came, his dick shrinking with each spurt as his body changed—hips expanding, breasts growing, skin softening, all in a matter of moments, until he looked like he could be Daria's sister. That's when Daria's father appeared.

Looks like I was right to set up that purity spell," he said. "Welcome to the family, Steve. Or probably Stephanie, now. You two really should have listened to my warnings. Of course, now I've got to set up twice as many purity spells." He sighed. "Daughters."

Commentary: The Purity Spell is a concept I come back to now and then, the idea of a sort of Parental Control magic that punishes naughty children for being naughty. It's no Great Shift or Spells R Us or Swap Class, but I'm proud of it.

Real-Life Dungeon Master: Rules Lawyer

Image Description: A naked young woman with dark hair in pigtails sits on a couch, spread eagle, reading a Dungeons & Dragons Dungeon Master's Guide, which conceals most of her body.

Caption: "Our DM found a real-life spellbook, and he says that the D&D rules require him to turn the whole party into his personal harem of hot naked chicks if that ever happens. I'm checking to make sure that's true, but I keep getting distracted. Who can focus on reading with all these yummy girls around? Not to mention our sexy Master—I mean DM!"

Commentary: This is the first of a couple in the Real-Life Dungeon Master series, and I'd love to do more. If you know where I can find some appropriate images, send them my way!

The more things change

Image description: A young blonde woman stands outside naked, smiling, pulling apart her labia as she lets out a stream of pee.

Caption: 
"No way!" Chad exclaimed.

"Way," said Brad. "Told you I could still pee standing up. You owe me twenty bucks."

Turns out not all relationships changed after the Great Shift.

Early adopter

Image description: A busty brunette woman leans against a white wall covered in plastic white half-spheres, touching her breast. She's wearing only a pair of VR glasses and a thigh-high latex stocking.

Caption: "Oh wow, this new virtual reality system feels so real," Arnold said. As with any beta release, there were still some kinks to work out.

Commentary: New content Friday! Comment if you enjoyed it!

Dipped a toe in

Image description: A naked woman with short brown hair stands along the shore of a beach, with one of her legs in the air, water dripping from her toe. She looks at the camera, smiling.

Caption: "God, you're so gullible," Brad said in a new voice. "See, I dipped my toe in, and nothing happened."

Commentary: Generally, I prefer shorter captions to longer ones. Mine aren't all this short, but I generally think the picture should tell most of the story, and the caption should be readable without zooming in on the picture. There are a lot of excellent longer-form captions, but at some point you're just writing an illustrated short story, and that's not a job for Photoshop :).

Laundry day

Image description: A young blond woman with a high ponytail, naked except for her strappy high heels, sits on a bench reading a newspaper in a laundromat, with a couple of men further down on the bench, oblivious to her.

Caption: The bodysuit was the only thing left for Tyler to wear on laundry day.

Commentary: This is more like it. The right font, a nice short tongue-in-cheek caption, this is what I like to do.

Give her a hand

Image description: A naked woman has her arms wrapped tight around her enormous breasts and her head tilted back.

Caption: On one hand, I wish these would stop growing! On the other hand, they feel so good! On the other other hand, I'm gonna need more hands to hold them! Hey, that gives me an idea...

Commentary: Another early cap that could probably be tightened up a little. Love that image, though. Wish I knew who it was of.

New luggage

Image description: A young blonde woman sits across a pair of seats on a train, holding her head, looking like she's confused or just woke up. She's wearing a blue skirt, a black sweater, and a pair of sparkling silver heels.

Caption: Marc just learned the importance of staying alert in the age of handheld body-swapping devices. Remember to carefully watch other passengers' carry-ons, or you may end up with a totally new set of luggage.

Commentary: Hey, new content! I'm going to post something new every Friday, and I'm pretty sure I haven't posted this one previously. I hope you enjoy it!

Changing tastes

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Knocked down

Image description: A young Asian woman lying back on a short surface near big windows. She's looking up, with her legs spread and her top pulled down, exposing her breasts.

Caption: "I thought you said that thing was supposed to be magic, but all it did was knock me down. Wait, what's up with my hair? And why are you looking at me like that?"

Commentary: Definitely my first photo caption (you can tell because I hadn't gone to my typical font yet). Probably could use a revision, honestly.

Taking requests

I figured I should open up the floor to requests. I can't guarantee any deadlines, but I'm always up for new ideas. Drop yours in the comments below, or message me @tglenal on Twitter!

Same old Greg

Image description: Mostly-naked purple-haired futanari masturbating their enormous, ejaculating penis while looking at an open laptop.

Caption: In retrospect, not much had changed for Greg since his transformation.

Commentary: I think this is the first caption I ever made, besides a couple of comments below pics at Phlick (RIP).

Original image credit: bloocarrot

Migrating

Well, Tumblr is dead, so I guess I'm moving my captions to Blogger! I'll be uploading old content first, but if you haven't seen it, I guess it's new to you!

No telling when I might get around to new stuff, but there are some caps I haven't posted before lying around here someplace. I'm hoping to do some more creative work in 2019, so who knows...