Security Deposit

Image Description: A naked woman with long brown hair holds her head in her hands, looking anxious. She has a pierced navel and a well-trimmed strip of pubic hair.

Caption: Okay, shit, think. Fuck! Kevin, you moron! You should have known you couldn't drink that much tequila in this little body. What was I thinking? God, I hope Body Rentals gives me back my deposit after what I did in this one...what I remember doing, anyway.

Oh God, I hope they give me back my body!

Commentary: I think images like this, pairing unconventional expressions with erotic imagery, make the best captions. What about you?