Image Description: A naked woman with long brown hair and tan skin with tan lines at her breasts and groin walks down a snowy path, looking cold and surprised as she holds the strap of a red sled.
Caption: Billy’s mom was so overprotective about the changing storms. After Billy walked home just once and came in naked with six arms, she refused to let him outside. All his friends got to show off their cool changes every few weeks, and he was always just boring Billy. It wasn’t fair!
The worst was last week, when Billy had to miss the first snow of the season. It wasn’t even a changing storm! He wasn’t about to let that happen again. Billy woke up early and looked out at the fresh-fallen snow. He dressed quietly and grabbed his trusty sled, then snuck across the street to the ravine.
He sped down the hill, cold air rushing past his face. He couldn’t believe his mom would have kept him from having this much fun!
The sled hit a bump near the bottom of the slope, and Billy went flying into a snowdrift. He stood up laughing and brushed the snow off his arm—and his sleeve with it!
His clothes dripped off like they were made of jelly, and he would have been freezing if not for the tingling warmth all over his body. He grew taller, and for a moment wondered if he might get to be a grownup, maybe even a bodybuilder! He felt a twinge of disappointment when he stopped after a foot or so, and he definitely wasn’t gaining muscle. If anything, he slimmed down, though he seemed to be getting pudgier around the chest and butt. He looked down, noticing hair growing in his crotch, but his wiener shrank away!
Hair fell down in front of his face, and that’s when he realized he’d turned into a girl, probably about his babysitter’s age. The warmth faded, and Billy felt cold again—both from the snow and the fear of trying to explain this to his Mom!
Commentary: Check out the very first Special Edition caption! Originally, this was one big, unbroken wall of text, and I was going to leave it like that and just mention how I'd do it differently if I made the caption today, but then I ran across a typo and twitched a little and decided to go ahead and fix it. I guess I should have saved the old version so you could see the progression, but just trust me that it's better now.
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